There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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