nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I lost the right to judge tonight
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
