I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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