I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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