I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize