How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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