The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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