i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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