where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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