butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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