There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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