I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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