This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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