And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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