Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
no you cant smoke seaweed
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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