whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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