I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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