no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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