Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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