I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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