Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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