hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Non-Jews are for practice
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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