so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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