Nicole vs. Life
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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