if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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