operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
do herpes really smell.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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