You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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