i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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