they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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