you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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