Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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