I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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