Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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