I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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