Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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