you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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