Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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