He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just want nice things and good sex
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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