You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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