Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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