i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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