I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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