Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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