You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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