Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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