Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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