so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I know her cup size but not her name....
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