try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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