Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We had sex on a dog bed..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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