Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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