bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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