I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I enjoy the company of your penis
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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