The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
