what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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