That's intense
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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